sup im jorge
stay a while

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

spankmehardbarry:

sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards

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easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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gnarly:

ordering a cheese burger like:

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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

hijerking:

ah, another one of those cool spinning vines

twerkteam2k12:

hi nigger <3